The Constitutional Monarchy of North Bageistania is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 397 million North Bageistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 15.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The North Bageistanian economy, worth 21.4 trillion Bageistanian Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,907 Bageistanian Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bageistania's national animal is the The Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

North Bageistania is ranked 154,552^nd in the world and 417^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 529.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.